Tuesday 5 January 2010

All is not right in the galaxy........

It would appear that after more than a decade of being ogled and adored by women globally and let's face it ladies it's not for his footballing prowess (and I can appreciate a quality cross or free kick as much as the next person), David Beckham is now actually trying to repel women.

First there was this hideous beard.....
and then this dodgy new hairdo....

(Don't even get me started on that suit or the fact that Charlize Theron hosted the World Cup draw whilst not even attempting to pretend she had a clue what she was actually promoting. I swear she was only there to smooch Mr Beckham and for that she should no doubt be commended).
Then tragically both together.
I am now sadly being forced to reconsider my 13 year long crush on him myself.

My allegiance is definitely wavering.

One things for sure, I won't be getting a David Beckham mug and jigsaw for my upcoming birthday like I did the year I turned 22.

Let that be a lesson to you David.

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12 lovely comments:

Barbaloot said...

First off---very upset about the whole Charlize thing. How come she got to do it?! Lame.

Second---David Beckham has never been high on my list of soccer (or football) players that I love. Now, check out Brian McBride, John O'Brien and Josh Wolfe. I promise you'll be happy:)

Allikaye's Mama said...

I could handle the shaggy beard in the first picture...but the weird mohawk like thing...not so much! I am glad you showed me though...now maybe I can move on! hehe!

Allikaye's Mama said...

One more thing...how is that sweet new baby girl of yours? Pictures, maybe? I am so glad you are back in my bloggy world!!! :0)

Kelli @ writing the waves said...

I have missed your David Beckham posts. I saw him on Ellen a couple months and he was not sporting that crazy YIKES!!! Victoria needs to take some action. Shave his head in his sleep or something! haha!

And like the comment above, I would LOVE to see some baby pics too. :)

katie said...

Oh no......I hadn't seen this. Guess I'll have to find another reason (person) to watch football whilst his hair grows back :)

Claire said...

I don't like him. Well - except in that Armani advert for pants. I AM a woman. I judge him for his poor taste in women. Surely, a good wife would never let him go out in public looking like that. Stupid Victoria Beckham. Pfft.

Jen said...

Loved this post!! And I have a theory that David reads your blog b/c look at the stunt he pulled:

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/01/10/david-beckham-changes-shorts-on-the-field

I blogged about this post and the stripping Beckham today. Couldn't resist!! :)

Melissa said...

Ewwwww! He looks HIDEOUS!!!

Tyne said...

Ha ha... and he thinks he's all that? Without your approval he is NO ONE!

Shannon said...

Came over from Jen's...

The beard? Ew.

The 'do? Gross.

I think you're on to somethere here... I don't think ANY woman would find the beard and hair attractive, so he MUST be trying to repel women!

Well, if that was his intention... I think it's working.

AMY said...

Carol, you and David belong together. Don't abandom him so soon. He's just trying to keep up with Posh's bad haircuts and tacky trends.

Wendi said...

Now Carol, did you go and post those hideous photos to keep all of us from drooling over him?
Okay...it worked.
Drooling fest over.
I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Ewww.