Tuesday, 3 February 2009

What Exactly Does Carol Need?

I saw this on my lovely friend Rachael's blog and it made me chuckle so I figured I'd give it a go.

Basically you type your name followed by the word 'needs' and see what Google kindly throws back at you.

Put the Top 10 in a post and voila, entertainment for all the world to see.


1. Carol needs to be grounded in some very basic things. I SO do not.

2. Carol needs assessment information request. Honestly I could live without it.

3. Carol needs our help, will be killing her dogs. Luckily for all of you and dogs nationwide I am not a dog owner, and probably should never be allowed to be. The forecast apparently isn't looking good.

4. Carol needs licenced real estate agent. In this global recession? I think not. I'd be better off attempting to win the lottery.

5. Carol needs a pacemaker. I may well do if Eli decides to make more poop masterpieces on his bedroom wall.

6. Carol needs to change. It's true I do, but where to start?

7. Carol needs a power source. I really do Caffeine just isn't kicking it these days.

8. Carol needs YOU! Indeed I do, don't go forgetting it.

9. Carol needs a 1995 retired Tony Carter teapot of a chaise lounge with the gramophone on a small table. I don't think legally anybody should be able to manufacture such a hideous object. That is definitely not going on my wish list.

10. Carol needs a forever family, and desires a placement where she can feel safe. I honestly do, preferably somewhere sunny where they let you eat chocolate for breakfast and let you sleep til noon. Also no chores required.

So what do you need?

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14 lovely comments:

Saskia said...

... needs to think of a better poll question

apparantely!

How funny!

I'm glad you had a good snow day yesterday - wasn't it great! We had so much here. Mr B didn't go into work and I was very envious. Our journeys have been ok so far thanks. Hope the roads are ok up north x

Barbaloot said...

Love #9--how random!

I did this once and it was depressing. It said things like I needed friends, or that I needed to accept what was going on and get over it....something harsh and cruel and mean.

Mindy said...

Carol,
Thank-you so much for telling me about blurb using blogger again. I have been looking everywhere for another program to do my book with not much luck. So, I was very excited when I got on blurb and it worked!! Thanks again!

Beth (A Mom's Life) said...

Great list! And I think it's hilarious that #9 is so specific!

EmmaP said...

I've done this one before. Also fir kicks and giggles type in "Carol Wants" and "Carol Loves". too funny! I love #9. whoduvthunk?

Claire said...

I need private support.

True. Too true.

Science PhD Mom said...

Hahahahaha! I've not heard of this one. The amazing powers of Google...

Patrice said...

LOL! I Love this! Everytime I see this, I want to do it again!

Elizabeth said...

oh my...poop art, yikes!

Threeboys1mommy said...

I need a shower!

Rach (Mommy Learns to Blog) said...

I love that you did this - I had a great chuckle!

LadyFi said...

LOL! Number 9 is wonderful!

Melissa said...

so funny! I need to do this too! I googled it a few weeks ago, just to see what it would say, and it was hilarious! I just need to take the time to do it.

Melissa said...

Melissa needs for her teenage daughter to lose the smart mouth!

Can you tell what kind of a morning I'm having?