Wednesday, 9 July 2008

Big B**bs? Check Your Bra

I guess having a bounteous b0s0m isn't all I ever imagined after all:

Bat in the bra
A teenager spoke of her shock after finding a bat curled up in the bra she had been wearing for five hours.
Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, initially thought it was her mobile phone causing movement in her clothing.
But when she investigated, she found the stowaway creature, hidden in the padding pocket of her 34FF black bra.


(If you wear a 34FF bra do you really require any padding? I think not!)

At least I have no fear of losing a bat in my less than ample chest.

Do you think someone should forward this to Dolly Parton? Just in case.

Who knows what could be dwelling in that cleavage.

31 lovely comments:

Simply Shannon said...

That's just insane! How do you have a live thing inside your bra and not know it?!
Plus, where on earth would you have to leave your bra that a bat could crawl inside it?
It's disturbing on so many levels. Thanks for sharing!

jennie w. said...

She keeps her mobile in her bra? That thing has got to be stinky!

Lee said...

Rumour has it that Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster were once spotted in Dolly Parton's bra - one in each cup!

Wendi said...

34 FF.

Bat in your bra.

Mobile phone in your bra.

Really?

I. can. not. relate. to. any. of. it.

Lisa@verybusymomwith4 said...

If that were me, I don't think I would tell anyone :0

Melissa said...

Hehehe! Now I'll be checking my bra every morning before I put it on! ;)

Vashey Fam said...

That is just weird!!....but really, really funny. I'll have to share that one with my husband. Taco Bell, huh? You know, when I was pregnant that was one of the things I craved, that and pumpkin pie. It's so interesting that you don't have rootbeer, corndogs or shaved ice. Oh, and I finally have my free giveaway posted, so come vote!

Heidi said...

Oh, dear. There are so many boob jokes to tell with this one.

It reminds me of a six-hundred pound woman who was on TV saying that sometimes she would put a Twinkie in her rolls of fat and her husband would try to find it as a "game". But sometimes they would get lost and ferment.

And that's gross, too, but probably more healthy than a bat. I know you all don't have rabies, but still. . .

Megan said...

I found a bat in my washing machine one time but I think I would have noticed had it been in my clothing before wearing it for 5hours. Ewww

Beth said...

That is the craziest story, wow! Thought her mobile was on vibrate, huh?

HILLARIOUS.

Kristen said...

I think all I can really say is OH MY GOODNESS!

All of it.

34FF? There is such a size??

A bat?

She didn't IMMEDIATELY check?

I am with out words! :)

Jenny said...

I cannot believe it! I mean someones boobs cannot be that big that they do not notice? But I guess there are ladies out there.
I like the new layout of the blog! The pics of the boys on the sidebar are just so cute!
Happy POW!

The White House said...

Can you imagine? Happy POW!!!

Chelle said...

Now that is funny!! How would you not know?! Thanks for the laugh!

Happy POW!

Jen said...

This has to be the strangest thing I've read in a LONG time! Make me thankful for my barely Bs.

Elizabeth said...

that is wicked scary! i'd flip out!

Mamasphere said...

So she normally carries her cell phone in her bra? Maybe when your boobs are that big, it's not that noticeable to use your bra as a pocket?

Elaine A. said...

Ewe! I don't get how you couldn't know that there was something like that in your bra! I mean c'mon people! But yeah, those are some big boobs so I guess maybe you wouldn't notice a little ole bat...

carrie said...

I would have peed my pants for sure!

Adcock Circus said...

Is it really all about the Bra, I mean that is really one preverted Bat.

Heather at A Boy, A Girl, & A Pug said...

Hi-
Found you from POW! Saw that title and just had to read the post!

I can't even imagine a 34FF!

Where does she usually put her cell phone? I don't think I would have told a soul!

Happy POW!

auds at barking mad said...

BLIMEY!!!!! How do you NOT notice a bat in your bra? I don't care that she normally carries her cell phone there (hun, ever heard of a PURSE?)...but bats have CLAWS and WINGS!

Oy! Makes me wonder if she's blonde!

mom2natnkatncj said...

Okay, now I am totally checking my bra before putting it on, hahahahaha. And I would consider myself to have a large chest at DDD and I don't think I've ever seen a bra in my size with padding. Then again I'm not looking for padding I'm looking for minimizing.

McMommy said...

ok, that is one problem that I will never have, FOR SURE.

34FF. ha!

more like 34 negative F for me.

Rach (Mommy Learns to Blog) said...

YUCK! I cannot believe that she a) keeps her cell phone in her bra, on vibrate no less and b)reported this to the press.

Insanity.

Leslie said...

That's really scary and disgusting, yet funny all at the same time!

JSue said...

Okay, I could not avoid the title of this post, but 34FF and a bat? OH MY! It drives me crazy just to have a hair in mine.

(I wonder if she has any back pain?)

Cute boys!

McMommy said...

ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess how I got here?!?!?

GOOGLE SEARCH!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

This is really too funny.

If it makes you feel any better, your blog title was the funniest and most intriguing out of any of the other blogs that posted about it. Maybe that's why you got so many hits! :)

Scrappy Girl said...

OMGoodness! That is right up there with not realizing you were pregnant and going into labor! LOL!

Claire said...

I'm glad you drew my attention to this post. I dont' feel quite so bad at having lost various small itmes down there.

A bat?! I can quite believe it... especially if she's got double F's - she wouldn't have noticed...Poor woman.

LiteralDan said...

Anywhere she left a black bra that size would understandably look like the mouth of a cave to a bat.

She should just consider herself lucky she hasn't met any very confused spelunkers popping out of there with a headlamp and full climbing gear.